tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65768156199845699862011-12-03T13:02:15.569-08:00Brucehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02768908449969562535noreply@blogger.comBlogger1791100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6576815619984569986.post-85029227123884246452011-01-24T20:33:00.001-08:002011-01-24T20:34:25.363-08:00

I dunno why this blog is getting so much traffic when I haven't updated it in forever. You are all missing out on my new blog at http://themindofbruce.tumblr.com/Maybe since this one already has some traffic I should just keep at this blog rather than use stupid tumblr since nobody seems to read it.

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I started a new blog at themindofbruce.wordpress.comAs the Beastie Boys would say, you should ch-check it out!

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I gave up on twitter cuz I don't care enough about what celebrities have to say and there weren't enough people I actually know doing it. So I will post things on here that I might have tweeted.-I just read a news headline that "Representative Moran Defends Public Option." lol.-Kanye's line in Heartless about "Dr. Evil" is an awful line.-In Principia Mathematica there is a proof that 1+1=2 and he

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It's weird that some people try to take bug's feelings into consideration and push bugs outside rather than squash them. The idea i guess is that they are expanding their sphere consideration to include lowly animals like bugs. But if a human came into my house and started sucking my blood, I think I would try to kill them rather than just lead them to the door.

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I've been slackin on the bloggin. I've been running out of thoughts to put on this blog. I thought I'd share some rap music with you.I've been listening to this this dude called Edan. He has an album called Beauty and the Beat. Pretty interesting/unique dude I think. He's kinda like a psychedelic rapper. Uses a lot of colorful and imaginative imagery. Also samples a lot of psychedelic rock songs

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I used to fill out these surveys on my old blog sometimes and now I'm bringin it back like that NY rap.Answer Yes or NoQ: Kissed someone on your friends list? Trick question. I don't keep a list of my friends.Q: Do you like someone? Yea. Bah I think I picked a teenage girl quiz.Q: Held a snake? Yea at some kid's birthday party back in the day.Q: Been suspended from school? No I have never been so

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I saw this tiny little ant on the sidewalk today lugging this slightly less tiny twig. Actually I'm not sure it was big enough to be a twig. Perhaps just it was just a piece of a twig. It was quite small but still like six times the size of the ant. Ants are obviously super strong for their body weight, but this little guy was still struggling. When I saw him struggling there I thought about

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I noticed today that the yogurt went from 10/$5 last week to 8/$4 today. I'm glad I don't work at a grocery store.Also I saw what looked like a homeless person with a blackberry. Bah I am so two thousand and late.

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This is a true story from back in the day when I was working in the laser lab at UofR. I did not even change the names.One day Arun was eating a bowl of fruit as part of his lunch. He went down the hall to vending machine to get a drink. While he was gone Ted and I poured several sugar packets on his bowl of fruit. Then when he came back he noticed that there was something on his fruit but we

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I feel bad about Michael Jackson's death and, unlike many celebrity deaths, think the mourning is more justified. Also, I feel bad for Michael because I think a lot of people are biased and tend to underestimate his positive impact and overreact to problems with alledgedly diddling little kids.He was the greatest living musician as measured by record sales and Thriller is the best selling album

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Oh I forgot most important lesson that I learned from watching pro shopping housewives scavenge for food. When someone's cart is barely blocking the aisle you should definitely NOT-nudge it slightly to the side to go by-say excuse me and get the owner of the cart to move it.-go around it-and browse the items in the vacinityNo the correct play is to park your cart right next to it, bulge your eyes

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Between my time in philly and now, I have spent sometime forAging for my own food and trying to eat relatively healthily so here are some things I've learned.-If you, like me, are without a car and hate drinking tap water, I recommend getting some of those crystal light flavor packets that you can add to water to make it delicious. There are some other companies making them too and some have some

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Instant messaging is a great form of communication, but it is interesting to me that it is considered the newer technology compared with telephones. Telegraphs function pretty similarly to AIM back in the day and people were using them back in the 1700's. By the mid 1800's they were even using printed text instead of annoying morse code. The telephone was invented later in the 1870's. It's weird

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I made a twitter account. I have become a tweeple. I'm so hip and cool. I'm so three thousand and eight and if you don't have twitter, you're so two thousand and late.Anyways all your bruceyb fanbois should bounce on over to http://twitter.com/TheMindOfBruce and subscribe. If I don't have 10 followers by the end of the month I will likely quit it.

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I went to Mac donalds today and the person in front of me ordered the 10pc chicken mac nugs. This is strange because they cost $3.49 while the 4pc chicken mac nugs costs only $1 so he could have gotten 12 pieces for less money.It is lucky that I do not currently have a mailing address or I might have already bought a blackberry that I do not need. Also blackberry has initials BB. Just another

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I'm thinking about getting a fancy phone. I'm not sure if I would really need one, but I see a lot of other people using them and it makes me want one. I'm looking for plans where I don't have to get a voice component since I don't like talking on phones. However, I do want infinite data and messaging because I think those could be useful.I heard the new blackberry would be sold by Sprint so I

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I wonder what women who wear burkas have as their passport picture. I saw a woman(i assume) in a burka go through the security line at the airport and the dude checking ID didn't really know what to do so he just assumed it was her.

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At caltech graduation they were talking about how great it is that the incoming caltech class has a record high of 42% female. I overheard this:~70 year old dude: That is too many.Other geezer: They're just going to end up getting pregnant anyways. What is the point.

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There is no way that french fries come from potatoes. I just got a french fry today that was huge. Def longer than the world's hugest potato. Imagine the capitol letter W all stretched out into a flat line. That would be the alphanumeric character analog of this french fry.Also I won a blogging award! I can't figure out how to get this picture to display for some reason so just imagine a picture

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The color combo of red white and black is an interesting combo. It has been used by a lot of powerful groups/people/companies in history. Also I tend to associate this combo with being a little evil. For example,1) CheChe was a popular t-shirt designer. Always the narcissist, he designed his clothing line around this red white and black logo made from his likeness.2) VerizonVerizon is the biggest

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I recently got a new camera from the Full Tilt store so I was walking around campus today snapping some pix. As I was sitting at the bench next to a pond, a security guard started walking towards the pond holding a turtle. There are a lot of turtles in this pond and evidently one had escaped. I had my camera out, turned on and was actively taking pictures as he walked by me. And as he walked by

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Some blogs update so fast that I can't read them even if they are interesting because I can't keep up with the rate they post. So then I feel bad cuz unread posts pile up in my google reader and i feel like im falling behind. What they should do is have an option to only receive posts of a certain quality as determined by the author or by # of comments or something. Of course you would never need

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Pros:-Can find baked goods that are out of sight-You opinion on perfumes matters-Detect rotten milk without drinking itCons:-Smelly people-Constantly aware of smelly things that are out of sight-Susceptible to stink bombs and other olfactory attacks-Constantly aware of dirty thingsPretty much a toss up imo.

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SpockFor those of you who are not familiar with the Star Trek story, Spock is character from the original Star Trek series. He is half-vulcan and half-human, much like how I am half-asian and half-white. He is known for his blunted affect and extreme rationality. He serves as the ship's science officer.Bruce LeeHe is also named Bruce obv. And he is also a mix of asian and white (75% asian, 25%

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There is a show on the History Channel called Life After People. This is funny. Do U C Y?

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There once was a time when T-shirts were not adorned with company logos and clothes were barely used as advertisements. Then some marketing dude realized how much ad space there was walking all around him and pretty soon it was standard to have company logos on T-shirts.There is already starting to be a trend of writing things on the backsides of girls' sweatpants. They often write sexually

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Every time I'm making EZ-mac and I get to the adding cheese step I think to myself, "There is no way all this cheese is going to dissolve." It always starts out looking gross with huge cheese clumps floating around. But then somehow it always manages to dissolve and end up nice and evenly cheesy in the end.Today I was feeling particularly adventurous so I picked up a package of Triple Cheese

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Tupac is one of my favorite rappers. Prolly top 3. He is adamant about his point that the packed jails are filled with black males who made crack sales trying to stack mail."I'm just a young black male, cursed since my birthHad to turn to crack sales, if worse come to worseHeaded for them packed, jails, or maybe it's a hearseMy only way to stack mail, is out here doin' dirt" -Heavy in the

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This post is kinda unrelated thoughts. They are related in that they are all thoughts I thought.-Sometimes when I am walking around I pass a restaurant that delivers. I often wonder if I could place a delivery order in person and catch a ride back to my home with my meal.-Alternatively, I wonder if I could call a restaurant and order a ride to their restaurant.-I wonder if I made a profile on a

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I believe with a fairly high degree of certainty that fate does not exist. The idea that certain events in my future are unavoidable sounds like a load of hooey to me. However, I am a bit tempted to buy a lottery ticket on the off chance that I am both wrong and destined to win the lottery. I suppose if I really believed in fate I could just flip a coin 10 times in a row and only buy my lottery

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The value of being rich has been declining for some time. Life is not that much better for the rich than it is for the poor these days. Consequently, I feel like I have very little incentive to become rich. Think about all the things that are the same for rich people.Sleep - I spend about a third of my life sleeping. I'm pretty sure the same is true of rich people. They don't accept American

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Occasional guest blogger by day and crime fighter by night Joe was featured recently in THIS article in the Georgetown paper. The gist of it is that some fool stole his iPod and Joe set up a sting operation to catch him selling it. Two quotes stand out from the article. First the thief says"I just took it for a reason unknown to me."And Joe says"I am also thankful for Simon's extreme incompetence

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Helen Keller must have thought that everyone else in the world was telepathic. And then eventually she figured out how to jiggle her throat and send messages at everyone.When she was a child I wonder if she knew she was a human child or if she thought she was like a house pet.I wonder if the sign language they used to communicate with her had signs for words like purple, polka dot, and dark.There

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Article"Many people have a false impression that the Chinese government fears the Internet. In fact it is just the opposite."- Qin Gang, foreign ministry spokesmanThe Internet fears the Chinese government.

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I am often impressed by the things mankind figured out thousands of years ago. It's like we had bands of retards roaming the earth and they all somehow independently found all these neat tricks through trial and error. Some things I can see learning from other animals, but there are a lot of tricks that only us humans have figured out.For example, think about alcohol. Cultures all over the world

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For a while when I was little I thought that mirrors were actually portals to other universes. The reflections were not actually reflections, but just objects in the other universes. Those universes just happened to be almost exactly the same as my universe. This explained why mirrors felt so flat because each atom was lining up perfectly with an atom from the other universe.This naturally led me

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I wonder what would happen if I set up two gmail accounts and told each of them to forward all their messages to the other one. Would this create an infinite loop that would bring Google to its knees? I hope a Google engineer reads this post before any evil doers happen upon it.

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According to wiki, about 80% of spam email is sent by fewer than 200 spammers. This indicates that the spam market is highly competitive and ought to be functioning fairly efficiently. Also I suspect there are relatively low barriers to entry for firms entering the market. Thus the spam emails we see ought to be some of the best emails these companies could be sending.If I was a spammer I think I

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When people sneeze it is customary to say, "Bless you." Some experts believe that the force of a strong sneeze is enough to expel the immaterial soul from a body, and uttering the words 'bless you' will either keep the soul with the body or protect the body from evil spirits during the soul's absence. (As a side note, there seems to be a popular idea that evil spirits are retarded) I don't

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I remember in high school when we were being orientated on the principals of scientific writing that you can paraphrase but never plagiarise. Its dumb that your not allowed to plagiarize in academic papers though imo. It's literally retarded. Plagiarism rules are meant to insure that people don't present others' work as there own. But it's silly cuz the point of academic papers is to present

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According to dictionary.com:literallyadverb1. in a literal sense; "literally translated"; "he said so literally" [ant: figuratively] 2. (intensifier before a figurative expression) without exaggeration; "our eyes were literally pinned to TV during the Gulf War" Note the second definition. Despite the best efforts of granimals (grammar animals) and grammar nits around the world like this dudeit

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Today I ate breakfast. This is not crucial to my story, but it explains why I was observing people in the breakfast line.As I was waiting for my food this girl walked up to place her order. She was a bit of a heifer. Not sure what the deal with her pants was, but it looked like she stole them off a skinny girl. Unsurprisingly, she ordered waffles. I say unsurprisingly because (as the 50 cent

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If you are not a Luddite then you have prolly seen this meme on Facebook where people post 25 little known facts about themselves. Get ready to know slightly more about me than you did before.1. One time when I was in about 1st grade I had to go to the doctor cuz I had put a bead in my ear and couldn't get it out. I refused to admit that I had put it there and insisted on some ridiculous story

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I recently purchased an electric razor. This is actually the second electric razor I have purchased. I purchased my first one from a man in Thailand who approached me on a beach selling them. This ended up being a bad deal as he had neglected to mention that it was not functional. Had I known this, I might have reconsidered my purchase or at least haggled him down to a lower price.The portability

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In case you haven't noticed, I have been rocketing up the Technorati ranking recently. I jumped like half a million spots in the last 2 months. According to my calculations I should have the number one blog in the world by the end of the school year. But this is not fast enough! We need to launch an advertising campaign to popularize this blog. Our primary audience for this campaign should be

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It's interesting to track how my answer to this question has changed over time.I'll start out with kindergarten. My friends in kindergarten all said they wanted to be cops and firemen. It seemed pretty clear to me at the time that those jobs were terrible cuz I didn't want to get killed. I think my default answer to this question at the time was billionaire.Then around first grade I changed my

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Something is wrong with my ability to sleep so I ended up going to breakfast today. Here are some things that happened to me. Bear in mind this post is based on a true story.I went to a donut place for breakfast. I saw three customers buy donuts while wearing workout/athletical clothes.Breathing while eating a powdered donut can lead to coughing. Which then leads to sugar powder being blown all

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Today I got a cold cut submarine sandwich at my local Subway restaurant. But I got it toasted which leads me to question whether or not I actually got a cold cut submarine sandwich. My central cause for choosing a cold cut, other than its alliterative name, was curiosity at to what constitutes a cold cut. Even after eating it, I have no idea what a cold cut is. It seems to be reddish-brown in

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BO has organized an internet publicity stunt called Change.gov. It's supposed to be a website where citizens can go in and give their opinion on what changes the government should be making. Surprisingly the citizens have some good ideas, which I expect to be promptly ignored.Here is the list of the top 10 ideas:1. End Marijuana Prohibition - This one is pretty clear. Marijuana prohibition is

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For those of you who aren't aware, I have a sink in my room. So tonight I was brushing my teeth before going to sleep. Unfortunately I made a blunder during the face washing process and accidentally spilled mad water on my pants. Right in the sweet spot for peeing your pants. bah. I was planning on visiting the bathroom before I slept because a non-empty bladder is kind of like an alarm clock.

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I just watched the film Forrest Gump, one of my favorite films. I am mega confused about the character Jenny. There are two ways of looking at the character and I can't decide which it is supposed to be.The first interpretation is that she is a wayward soul who is trying to find herself. She ends up consorting with a motley crew of hippies and drug enthusiasts. She keeps drifting around trying to

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I have an idea to improve bread. In fact, I would go so far as to say that it will be the best thing to happen to bread since they thought of slicing it. What is the worst part of bread today? Obviously the butt end of the bread is the worst. Nobody wants to be eating the crusty butt end when they could be enjoying the soft delicious non-butt pieces. Urban Dictionary even defines the bread butt

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There is a Biggie Smalls biopic coming out on 1/16 called Notorious. Although it is not mentioned on imdb, there are other places reporting that Anwan Glover (aka Slim Charles from The Wire) will be playing Snoop Dogg. This is funny to me because Snoop is also an actor. Apparently Anwan does a more believable Snoop impersonation than Snoop does. Or perhaps Snoop is such a bad actor that they

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The way that I generally listen to music is that I listen to new music a lot until I get tired of it and then I move on to new stuff. As a result, most of my music reminds me of very specific times when I was into it. For some examples I will play some songs on shuffle and describe what times they remind me of."Gotta Eat" by Lupe Fiasco- This reminds me of living in Philly, specifically after my

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I had a dream last night that was a continuation of a dream I had a couple months ago. In these dreams I am back in high school scurrying about the school attending classes and such. Strangely, in this second dream I was aware of the time passage between the two dreams. So as I was on my way to gym class I was thinking, "Bah this term started so long ago and I've forgotten to attend gym class

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Short people consume fewer resources than tall people in terms of food, fabric in clothing,and fuel in transportation. Maybe in the future as resources become more scarce people will view compactness as a positive trait. Perhaps parents will encourage their children to drink caffeinated beverages that will stunt their growth. Or maybe tallness will be a sign of affluence and will be an even more

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I was at the mall yesterday and at Brookstone there was a sale that said:2 for $30(Individual prices:$14.95).

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Almost every civilization in human history has thought it understood how the universe works/began etc. And they always think the civilizations that came before them had laughably simplistic/outlandish ideas. Is it reasonable to assume that we will look like huge retards to future people?There is someone I talk to who uses this argument to refute any point based on science.

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When I enter the dormitory where I live there is a door right in front of stairs. The door is oriented so that you have to pull it open. The stairs start about 2.5 strides from the door. This is of course incredibly awkward. My options are to either take 2 enormous steps or 3 tiny ones. I suppose there are some more athletic options I have not attempted like one giant long jump but that would def

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There is an ATM near my room that is my main source of funds. At the end of each transaction there is a beeping noise that I presume is a "Hey! Don't forget your ATM card!" beep. However, it is nearly indistinguishable from a "Hey! This guy just withdrew cash and has his wallet readily accessible!" beep that a robber might install.

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Wax is prolly one of the best rappers you've never heard of. Him and his twin brother HearbalT have a bunch of youtube vids. He has two albums that you should go purchase. Don't "steal" his music tho cuz he is busto and needs dollars. And also because the RIAA will prolly try to eat your babies or something else they think is fair. Here are some vids.Now watch him "spit insane heat on this lil

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What do drunk people look for in a song? Drunk people love music that tells them what to do and has an associated dance. Also they prefer if the song has simple catchy and sometimes rhyming lyrics. For example that annoying soulja boy song, pop lock n drop it, lean back, lean like a cholo, etc. These are exactly the same qualities that little children look for in songs. For example im a lil

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Sometimes I think thoughts and write them down. Here are some of the thoughts i thought and wrote down in bullet form.-Musical artists need to consider alphabetical order when they choose their group name. If your group starts with an A, then everyone will see you at the top of their iTunes list and it is fewer touches on an iPod to get to their music.-Also it is good if your group follows a

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Sometimes I hear sentences that are interesting because they convey a lot of unintended meaning about the person saying them. Here are three examples I wrote down."I've only met like a dozen people smarter than me so I'd say I'm in the top .01% in intelligence"This is a pretty easy stats problem to determine how many people he must have met for us to fail to reject his hypotheses. Some math shows

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The American voters have voted and decided that our country is in need of a little BO. In case you haven't noticed, I have taken to calling him BO because it is also the abbreviation for body odor. lol. This is just a subtle reminder that I dislike him.Here is a common situation that happens to me when conversing with retards.RETARD: Hey Bruce! Did you vote?ME: No, retard.RETARD: What?! If you

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Google has a site calles www.howtosayitin.com where they translate things into 23 languages. It has a list of the 100 most frequent translations. Some of the highlights are:1. I want to have sex with you.2. I love you.5. Go to hell.10. Do you have nuclear warheads?61. I had sexual intercourse with your horse.

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As the title suggests, I got interviewed by the casting people today for Beauty and the Geek today. I'm pretty sure I didn't get on the show. The interview was taped, so at the start she kept reminding me to answer in full sentences so that it makes sense when they edit out her voice. Towards the end I will still forgetting that and she stopped reminding me. So I suspect she gave up on me

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Normally when you delete things in Windows it puts them in the recycling bin. This leads to the obvious question of what happens when you delete the recycling bin. Would the recycling bin contain itself? And what if I deleted a file and the recycling bin? The the recycling bin would contain a file in addition itself, which would then contain a file and itself again and so on. Would this create an

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There was a casting call for Beauty and the Geek at caltech today so I signed up. If you are not familiar with it, it is a reality show that pairs socially challenged geeks with mentally challenged beauts. In case it wasn't obvious, I am aiming to be one of the geeks. Also i don't mean mentally challenged as a euphemism for retarded in this case.So far I just filled out the app and they said they

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This just in. CNN headline: "CNN Poll Shows Race May be Tightening"!!! Some might consider "tightening" a stretch when describing old man mccain's recent uptick from a 6% chance to win to a 6.9% chance.Update: wow apparently there was one person in the intrade market increasing the price of mccain and lowering BO. This is fascinating. This seems like it would be prohibitively expensive since

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The other day I was in like at corner bakery and Sarah Jessica Parker was behind me. She was easy to recognize much like a troll would be if it lived amongst us normal folk, especially if the troll wore fancy looking fashiony clothes. Also she has a distinct voice. Not that I recognize it from that show that she does/did cuz that show is for girls and I am not a girl.I didn't say anything to her

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I have noticed that on a lot of watches they have the minutes hand aka the big one on top of the hour hand aka smaller one. This seems backwards to me cuz today I looked down at my watch and was alarmed that I had lost my hour hand. Then when I went to show my friend it returned to make me look like a retard. the end.

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Good news. In the eyes of the united states government I am finally mature enough that it is safe for me to drink alcohol. In fact, I am officially old enough to do almost anything with an age restriction. Except I guess I can't qualify for senior citizen discounts yet.I'm not sure about whether I can buy alcohol today or if the end of today is when I can. Or maybe they will ask what time during

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Hello faithful readers. I can confidently use the plural there thanks to the thing on the right that tells me that at least 4 people follow this blog...including myself. Btw I've been rocketing up the technorati rankings and am already the 2,655,296th best blog on the internet. Obviously there are a lot of uninformed retards out there spewing their political philosophies, but as a well known

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Room temperature has the interesting property that it is only noticed when it is bad. Nobody ever enters a room and says "Omg i luv this temperature!" They only notice it when it is not to their liking.There needs to be a word in the english language to describe this phenomenon. This would come in handy when explaining why I don't want to be good at golf. See the reason is that once you are good

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This morning at the crack of dawn i went to the gym to ride their elliptical machine. Obviously it was all old people there because old people hate sleeping since so many people who die are old sleeping people. So I roll up and take an elliptical machine betwixt two elderly ladies. Before I even started riding the machine I made sure to flex to assert my dominance over all the old people. Just

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I go to breakfast at chandler about 60% of all days it is open. I'm usually the first customer to arrive right at 7am when they open. There is only one breakfast cook due to the low traffic. There are basically only two items I ever order, bacon breakfast burrito or sante fe scramble with white toast. Every time I order, he asks me what kind of toast and whether I want butter. Never in 3 years

Brucehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02768908449969562535noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6576815619984569986.post-37025010907600839382008-09-15T01:03:00.000-07:002008-09-15T01:58:33.248-07:00

In Europe it is not unusual for public toilets to have a small entrance fee of a couple euro cents. I first ran into this problem after a train ride from London which was a problem at the time cuz all my money was in GBP. The change station was way over on the other side of the station so I needed to hustle all the way over there and back. But don't worry, i made it in time.This got me thinking

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According to both Intrade.com and FiveThirtyEight.com old man McCain is now more likely to win the election than BO. Intrade has it at 51.2 and FiveThirtyEight.com has it at 52%. Is this all really cuz old man McCain has a beauty queen on his ticket to battle BO's dashing good looks?

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I know I have mentioned this a number of times in real life and possibly even on this blog, but I don't understand why expensive cars have more aesthetically appealing shapes than cheap cars. I guess it could be that it just costs a ton to design a sweet looking car and this extra cost is reflected in the price. But they still have to design a shape for it anyways. So there must be engineers out

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I was thinking today about whether or not there is anybody born before 1700 with whom I would be willing to trade lives. The idea I was getting at was quality of life, not anything related to achievements but more about how technology has made our life easier. Obviously my life is heaps better than someone born to biddle class parents in the 1600's, but is it better than everyone's life from that

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Here are some things I observed about China while I visited.-When taking a picture it is crucial that you take the picture from a slightly lower elevation than where you normally see from.-Also it is important to signal for peace in all photos.-Chinese people love squatting. They're all just poppin' squats all over the place.-Chinese people hate standing in orderly lines. Free for all's allow

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I wonder if Shakespeare would be really into rap if he was alive these days. Both shakespeare and good rappers incorporate a lot of the same lyrical elements like rhyme, staying on beat, alteration, assonance, etc. I imagine he would chill with the likes of eminem and jayz. He would prolly be a master battle MC thanks to all those thanks to all the witty jokes in his works.Also I think eminem's

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By cleverly including the words Beijing Olympics 08 in the title I will draw more visitors from search engines who search for those common words. So hello to all you new readers who found this page searching for BEIJING OLYMPICS 08.In case you are one of many people who read this blog without speaking with me, you will be excited to hear that I am going to Beijing for the Olympics.

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Greg Mankiw's Blog: Save My Iced Grande Latte!It's strange that I cannot tell whether this is a fake news story or something our government would actually do.

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I have never understood the phrase "easy as shooting fish in a barrel". Perhaps it is just difficult for me to relate to because I happened to grow up in a culture where it is not common to shoot at fish in barrels. However I suspect that is true for a majority of people who hear the phrase. At first I thought it should be easy cuz the fish don't have anywhere to hide and they certainly can't

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I recently started watching friends. Yea I know im a bit late to the party but whatevs. Fashionably late imo. In general I enjoy watching sitcoms even though I don't actually get that many lulz off. Mainly I think i just like the light hearted vibe of sitcoms. However there are two things that I dislike in sitcoms.One) I don't like dramatical stuffs. Some funny shows start off witha light

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These thoughts are not related to each other.- In Rochester, people carry an umbrella to block the rain. In Pasadena, people carry umbrellas to block the sun. Umbrellas are like the short butterfly option of the weather world.- It seems like there are a lot of drug side effects that would be difficult to test for on animals. Like how can you tell if a rat is experiencing a burning sensation when

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I was at jamba and got a power sized razzmatazz and an apple cinnamon pretzel. She rung it up and the register said $6.65. So I counted out seven one dollar bill aka kraft american singles and handed them to her. After she received my money, she adjusted the total on the register to reflect some promotional $1 pretzel deal, thus reducing the total cost to $5.70. Now she could have just rung it up

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I was watching this show called Freak and Geeks recently. It's interesting cuz it has a bunch of actors who weren't quite famous yet but have subsequently become more famous. I don't know why it only lasted one season cuz it got awesome reviews on imdb. The basic idea of the show is that it takes place in a high school with different characters from different clicks(cliques?clix?).So there is

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1) Today I dominating this group of foriegners at a crosswalk. There were about 6 of them. One of them started to cross and the leader of their group warned him in asian that the red hand means dont go. But there was no cars so i walked right across from the other side. It was esp lucky that I was coming from the other side so I could see their reaction as I crossed. The little girl kid asian was

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In the bathroom by the room I live in it looks as if somebody missed whilst take a dump. It appears as tho the aimed too far back and hit the edge. I don't understand how this could possibly happen. This should be a pretty simple slam dunk situation but this mystery pooper opted for the bank shot.The other interesting thing about the situation is that whenev I go into that bathroom i notice that

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I don't have any complex thoughts so I will use the bullet style to convey my thoughts like bullets from a gun.-I just had an urge for a delicious hamburger so I walked to Mac donalds.-I saw a toddler playing a game with a great dane(the kind of dog, not nationality of a person) that seemed to involve the toddler repeatedly bopping the dog in the head with some sort of plastic toy while the dog

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I was at a sandwich shop today and I would rate my experience as quite unsatisfactory.First it started off with a line. There is very rarely a line at this place cuz there is a superior sandwich shop right down the street so i dont know what these retards were doing there. The sandwich artists were obviously not accustomed to having multiple customers and made no effort to expedite the sandwich

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I didnt really put much thought into the order so anyways:wish you were here- pink floydwhen the levee breaks- led zeppelinhotel california- eagleshouse of the rising sun-the animals? i thinkvoodoo chile-jimi hendrixfree bird- lynyrd skynyrdlayla-claptonwont get fooled again-the whotry and love again-eaglesslow ride-fog hatwho'll stop the rain-CCRlow rider-war?here comes the sun-beatleslife in

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I've been thinking about this and I think I run pretty good in life. I really don't plan out what I'm going to do most of the time and things seem to work out pretty well for me. Here are some examples:- didn't really think much about trying to get into colleges in high school, but happened to get a good job, got lucky on intel, and ended up getting into some good schools.- always try to find a

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This is the last day of my world tour. I didn't have time to update this blog as much as I thought I would during this trip, which is too bad as I may have forgotten some things. I don't have time to go over all my adventures, but I will summarize with this. The trip was orders of magnitude more awesome than I even imagined it colud be. Perhaps it is just that I have ended strong or that I am a

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I'm not in a word writing mood so I will do this picture book style.Yap they really have these red double decker buses here.Looking out on the River Thames.This is right next to some monument from Egypt from crazy long ago. There are scratches on them from Germans bombs in ww2.Yap those black cabs are all over the place too.St James Park. Used to be a swampy area frequented by prostitutes but

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Tomorrow I leave on a trip to Philly with some people. I get back on Sunday night. Then on Tuesday I kick off my world tour with a flight to London.There's a lot of random things to do in preparation for these trips and I'm worried that im going to forget something important. One thing in particular that I worry about is being able to access my money. Mainly I just have my ATM card and credit

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Insurance is basically paying a company so that they will pay you sometime in the future. Clearly insurance companies are out there to make money, so why do people use them? Well the answer is risk aversion. When you don't have insurance there is always some chance that something terrible will happen and cost you a bunch of money. For example you could catch cancer and have to pay huge medical

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